From the ashes of this golden age of confusion
The leather recruits came to be
known as the Apocalypse Dudes

So you think you had a Serie A? Ball not like this!
So you think you had a Premier League? Ball not like this!
So you think you had a Spanish Liga? Ball not like this!
So you think you had a Bundesliga? Ball not like this!

You got nothing to lose but Kloppo does
Gonna wear his crappy shave tonight
You got nothing to lose but Anfield does
Gonna make a motherfucking shutdown tonight

Alright!

So you think you had a Champions League? Ball not like this!
So you think you had an Euro Twenty-twenty? Ball not like this!
So you thought you could make your own? Ball not like this!
So you thought you should stay at home? Ball not like this!

You got nothing to lose don’t spread the virus
Gonna wear them scary mask tonight
You got nothing to lose don’t spread the virus
Gonna make a motherfucking lockdown tonight
Motherfucking lockdown tonight!

Clock strikes 10:30!

Apocalypse Dudes got nothing to lose
Gonna rest some weary heads tonight
Apocalypse Dudes got nothing to lose
Gonna cause some motherfucking panic
Tonight…tonight…tonight..well alright!