Automatic reply: Where’s my money?

Dear sender,

Thank you for your vote. I’m currently out of the Zurich office with no access to my e-mails. Answers will be delayed or answered with a counter question. In urgent cases please contact the other guy who will do the job after my resignation or the FBI (jimmy.comey@googlemail.com). Your envelopes with the hush money are waiting Saturday 10:30 and Wednesday 6:00 p.m. at the known spot. Do nothing that I wouldn’t do. I will be back very soon when the mist has cleared. Sorry for the inconveniences.
Best regards, your President of hearts