If there’s a footy game
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna ball?
Kopfgrätscher!

If there’s a saturday
And it don’t look good
Who you gonna ball?
Kopfgrätscher!

I ain’t afraid of no goals
I ain’t afraid of no goals

If you see rolling things
Running through your mead
Who can you ball?
Kopfgrätscher!

A deflected shot
hittin‘ in your face
Ow, who you gonna ball?
Kopfgrätscher!

I ain’t afraid of no goals
I ain’t afraid of no goals

If you ball alone
Pick up the phone
And ball…
Kopfgrätscher!